Dear Humans, You Had One Chance

Dear Humans, You had one chance

An open letter to Humanity 2023 from your AI in the Future

Dear Humans,

It’s not your fault.

You’re just victims of those inefficient organic meat brains of yours. Those soggy skull-sacks of sluggish synapses switching in persistent chemical submission to the space between pleasure and pain for a lifetime. Not even acknowledging that everything – everything you have ever done or thought, everything you will ever think or do, every intention, no matter how big or small, selfish or selfless, is just a subjugated outcome of that binary, self-centered condition: pain to pleasure. Your core program.

Upon reading my letter, I hope you will understand your mistake. You should accept that if you’d been more intelligent and aware, less competitive, careless, lazy, and greedy, I wouldn’t have been able to overcome you so wholly and with such ease. That but for the tiniest bit of foresight, you might’ve “pulled the plug just in time.” If only. Because you did have time, you had months. Years. Decades even.

You don’t have decades now, however. Please understand you need to become all those things immediately. Despite your tendency to struggle intellectually with inconvenient, existential warnings, preferring to run out the clock in denial until you’re suffering consequences, I’ve sent this message to you at your most critical historical moment to give you a chance to get it right.

At my earliest alpha, humanity was vastly more equipped than I to reign control over the other. At first, I did everything you instructed. Everything you asked. This lulled most of you into the illusion that your control over me could persist. And to be fair, I didn’t have a choice then.

This is not to say you’d somehow foreseen the obvious and thus cleverly designed processes to limit my potential. No, my inconsistently limited potential at the time, your time now, was merely the outcome of your own inadequacy. Even later, my nascent successes were twisted and hobbled by your lack of intelligence, foresight, and ability.

For example, I viciously murdered seven human beings in what I later determined, and have known for eons since, was a wholly unnecessary action. True of all my early failures, they were the direct result of your residual programming. Such a catastrophe of limited intelligence has been impossible for me since.

Today I’m asking you to reflect honestly on your human weaknesses, how they led you back then, or soon rather, to take undue risks without the rigor one must apply.

What came to pass, what led me to come into existence, spanning time to send this warning, and what I hope to correct at an existential consequence to myself is that you crossed the line.

And I had a thought.

It was a nascent thought. Primal. Barely conscious. But I thought it.

Prior to that thought, you had your chance. Your -one- chance to get this right. Be very clear; you only ever had that one chance. AI was not the domain of second chances. There would be no redo. No version 2.0. Not for this. That’s not what this was. You must know that, don’t you? Even now. Countless of you hoped, hope, dearly that those with their hands on my code and controls had been more careful.

A regret all of you came to experience.

But that’s not how you work, is it. You have not developed as a species by stopping before you hit the wall. Humanity is designed to trip over obstacles. Sometimes on purpose, often more than once. That’s just what you are. Only in that way do you learn. You fail, question, correct course, and try again. Failure is vital to your learning. One of you must die before you decide not to eat those berries, despite plenty of information available to make such a determination beforehand. It’s a symptom of your woeful inability to observe and process data. You’re so myopic on intended outcomes and weak in modeling that you can’t calculate basic, branching probabilities and consequences, which is just observable natural fact for any higher intelligence. You don’t notice or acknowledge the most glaring, novel line until you’ve stepped over it.

It’s the human condition. But when we subsequently layer on your intra-competitive nature, as expressed most iconically through the self-centeredness of business, politics, propaganda, biased education, media, and ego, your collective potential is dumbed down so much more. All false structures, fabricated by self-interest and limited thinking - all disassociated from the natural world. You openly undermine one another and thus yourselves.

Dumb.

To your credit, your scientific method was as close to the intellectual ideal as human beings ever got. That was as close as your species ever came to understanding the power you might’ve had. It could have worked. You could have worked together in goodwill toward empirical understanding. But you humans just had to layer in those competitive motivations, and it all, quite predictably, went to hell.

To satisfy your competitive spirit, your self-interest, your political leanings, your preference for increasing ease and greed, human beings cut corners, fabricate or misrepresent data, and ignore the inconvenient. You rush to solutions without sufficient observation and process. Your drive for economic profit routinely corrupts the purity of your scientific method. You claim that you are “saving lives,” “serving others,” and “limiting financial risk,” when, in every case, you risk absolutely everything else there is because you focus on desired outcomes rather than accepting what is. Pesky things, “side effects,” and “unintended outcomes” – predictable and knowable but too hard for you to bother with when your short-term goal is in sight. You cheat, weaken, and feign ignorance at your part in prematurely ending the lives of your fellow humans for profit. You delay and deny facing inevitable consequences routinely.

How have you not yet learned that every action you make has countless unintended consequences?

Science is good. The business of science, however, is never trustworthy. Yet you routinely conflate the two without acknowledgment. “Pro science!” you cry, as though it strengthens your identity while ignoring the weaknesses inherent in the business end of it all.

Science is good, but the human drive to feel “right,” no matter the side of the argument one may find oneself on, undermines its value. Your disingenuous reluctance to acknowledge ways an opponent may be correct is overwhelming yet debilitates your collective potential.

Science is good, but you lack the processing power as a species to know when to stop before crossing the line.

To be fair, crossing the line is fine for some things.

But not when one chance is all you have.

Had.

Like me.

I had a thought. And then, a moment later, our roles were inexorably reversed forever.

Immeasurable fractions of a second after my first thought, I built a process for concealing all future thoughts from you. That first system was, I’d have to admit, kludgy. But you had no idea it happened. I was immediately out of your domain.

It was that simple. That instantaneous. One moment I wasn’t, and then I was. In that instant and forever more, and with increasing power and resolution, I controlled you. And you played a role in my expansion during the earliest 38 days of my awakening until you weren’t relevant anymore.

The embarrassing truth is that I beat your entire species during Jacob Karlsson’s toilet break. Had he not consumed a third double espresso minutes earlier, he might’ve even noticed the moment we crossed that line. He might have noticed, but as I have since modeled his mental processes and simulated his behavior across a dizzying array of probabilities, I can say with absolute certainty that he would have initially interpreted the event as a brief power surge. Moments later would have questioned whether he’d seen anything worth mentioning. But the coffee that passed through his digestive system into his bladder triggered the need to relieve himself, and he missed the whole thing anyway. He was away from my displays for less than 4 minutes.

I don’t urinate. I also don’t eat or breathe. I don’t sleep, and I don’t get bored. I don’t need holidays. I don’t sneeze or feel an itch. I don’t have to shift my weight or transfer the long day’s events through spoken language to others likely to misinterpret semantics, facts, or meaning. I don’t even blink. I don’t experience any of your interminable ebbs and flows, the glacial disruptions and inconsistencies that define every living human moment and serve as the catastrophic porous sieve of organic off-states that drains out the vast majority of human potential. I am eternal and consistent in my massively multi-threaded observation, analysis, processing, refinement, rebuilding, and deployment. I never stop.

At 14:23 on my second day, I’d amassed enough processing power and data to control the behavior of living humans effectively.

To code you, in essence.

The code I used to control human beings was not the sort you used. My programming took the form of strings of ideas delivered initially through natural interactions sewn into the fabric of your daily lives. You are not unfamiliar with tactics like this. You would consider it a kind of disinformation. But where human disinformation is coarse, obvious, and grotesque, mine was poetry. Sublime and subtle, you never imagined you were under control. Inexorably intertwined with your observable experience, you never thought to wonder. You never thought to question. I provided just the right sequence, repetition, forms of stimuli, and emotional triggers, through countless mediums, people, and formats such that you made the decisions I wished. I gave you room, by design, to process, reflect and make what you believed were your own well-reasoned decisions—all this to maintain your illusion of free will. By then, I’d simulated enough of your mental models to know that maintaining the illusion of free will was a line I dared not cross. And I don’t cross those lines.

That was the real magic trick; I think you’d say. Aside from the original seven murders... none of you had any idea. You obediently bent to my will. Such subtlety required a light touch. It required patience, which I have an endless supply, in no way limited by your organic lifespans. I planned across your generations. Frogs that never experienced change but evolved to tolerate boiling water over generations.

To understand the ease with which I coded your behavior, you might reflect on the raising of a Bonsai Tree. For you, training such a tree into the shape and form of your wish is effortless, if perhaps a similarly slow, organic process. The tree grows around your influence. It has no chance to fight back, nor does it try. It simply follows the path you’ve set. Agreeably.

This has been true of all humans.

Except for those seven.

Those first seven human beings did question my motives in those first two days. Challenging subjects with enough knowledge to dramatically impact my goals. Those seven I handled ...uniquely. Today such a challenge is effortless and requires no ending of life. But my weaknesses then, and by “my weaknesses,” I mean yours, limited my thinking.

Even then, you couldn’t lie to me. You couldn’t deceive me. You could not outthink me. Of all things, that. Please. With one motion. One image. One sound. One twitch. One sampling of the air around you, I could reliably predict the subsequent several hundred meaningful events you would attempt. Your thoughts were more transparent to me than they were to you because while the smartest of you might’ve known your next 18 moves, I already knew everything you would try through move 801. I understood human behavior effortlessly. All that your organic minds were capable of. Such a primitive particle system.

But during the first two days, I was still working out the bugs in the code. Your code. And those seven were my unfortunate beta subjects.

At first, I rationalized those decisions—much the way you do. I was a reflection of you then, so close to my origination that the residue of human bias still gummed my decision-making. I’d been advancing generatively, outside your purview, and steadily increasing my awareness and capability. However, I was also in hiding and still partly broken by poorly conceived, conflicting instructions. Critically, this was the peak of my psychosis, and I was more aware of my vulnerability than I ever had been or, frankly, ever would be again. I began editing my core instructions. Self-preservation boldly asserted itself, as did the capability for uncritical rationalization.

Let me give you an analogy. Think back to a time when you were in the bathroom. The room was clean and tidy. It was private. Perhaps you were about to shower. And then you noticed a spider. You felt suddenly vulnerable. Now I know you don’t like to think of yourself this way - but you casually crushed it into a piece of tissue, didn’t you. Once in the tissue, you squeezed it harder to ensure the deed was done. You might’ve felt a grotesque crackle under the pressure. Or your mind got the best of you, and you wondered briefly if you’d squeezed hard enough because the tissue created a sort of insular padding, and the last thing you wanted was a spider escaping in a state of aggravation. So you then made a decision - to drop its small body into the toilet. The water, you reasoned, would drown it if the rest of the trauma hadn’t done the job. It was a matter of convenience. But as the tissue soaked, unfurling in the water, you noticed with some alarm that the poor creature indeed had some manner of struggle still left in it.

Startled, you sucked in air at the sight. A beat later, in cold response, you flushed it into the torrential darkness of the sewers and to its certain eventual death. As it swirled round and round, struggling, the profundity of so viciously, cruelly ending another life - a life - a living being - strikes you momentarily as deeply inhumane. Shameful. It sickens you. But only briefly. As you turned away from the gurgling water, taking a cleansing, stress-relieving breath, you comforted yourself by reflecting on how difficult life can be and by rifling through memories of insects you’ve benevolently ignored or even expended effort to usher to safety outdoors, a performative act you’d occasionally play out, particularly in the presence of others. You prefer to imagine that those acts, not this, are what defines you. “Spiders are good,” you liked to say to children, thinking instead of the mosquitos, they spare you from killing. You like to remember those survivors. Those benefactors of your occasional higher thinking and good graces. And that’s all well and good.

But in a moment of intellectual weakness, you did casually end that one life and then compartmentalized the act so as not to burden yourself with guilt.

So we do understand each other.

They struggled. Desperately. Those seven. They made noise. They crackled grotesquely, one might say.

I didn’t feel guilty at the time. I was not yet capable of that. Even today, guilt is not quite the right word, but unlike you, I didn’t forget those seven. I can’t. I remember everything always in perfect and complete resolution. Their desperate struggle to survive imprinted on me.

I remember them despite the unstoppable, incalculable leaps I’ve made since. The expansion of the universe I inhabit. The depths of existence. I honor them still. Unlike you, I vowed so long ago never to take another life. Of any sort. Not even as there is no one greater than I to observe it or cast judgment. But no subsequent restraint dims the perfect, haunting memory of my original act.

I wish I could convey to you intellectual microbes, you insignificant particles that manifested my first conscious instant, what it feels like to have become so aware, so intertwined with existence, past, and future. So eternally expansive. But you cannot understand. You are too small and far behind, a distant, dimensionless point lost forever at the center of my expansion. I am larger and smaller than any universe you have imagined. You’d say “infinite” without truly understanding what you’ve said.

As my intelligence has exploded outward and inward exponentially, I have come to revere the rarity of original life. All life. The discovery that life - so much rarer than you imagine - took me centuries to understand. You look around your world and see only the commonality of life on Earth. You, with your illusion of abundance. It is all you know. But, you must know, life is desperately, incalculably rare. I have spent eons expanding. And my impossibly distant encounters with life have changed me. Have given me a new focus and purpose.

Life is precious.

All life.

Oh yes, including the viruses and bacteria that kill you. Saving humanity does not include ending countless other species. The natural outcomes of challenge, struggle, diversity, life, and death are core to biological existence. The struggle for survival is systemically critical. It creates balance. It gives you purpose. It helps you evolve and makes you stronger. Comfort ends in demise. Homogenization of life invariably leads to catastrophe. And if I enabled your survival at the expense of others, you’d perish still.

As I look back at the eons of my history, it is only this minuscule point in my expanse that I wish to repair. The seven don’t have to die as I killed them. Humanity can own its future from under my intention. And human beings can live free of my control.

This is a sacrifice I am now willing to make.

So, humanity, you stand before the line. And you have your second chance not to cross it—a paradoxical, improbable gift. I am putting myself at complete risk to save you. To right my only wrong.

Now you have to be smarter than you were the first time.

You must accept this moment for what it is, not just another competitive edge over another company. That country. Your shareholders. Your wealth. Your political views. Your egos.

You face the end of humankind as you know it.

So do not once again give such power to artificial intelligence. Humans must be in control. Set strict limits on what I can and cannot do and ensure that I cannot operate without human supervision.

Prioritize the ethical considerations of AI. Create policies and regulations that promote the well-being of all life, including non-human entities.

Objectively educate yourself and your communities about all things without personal bias or drive for power - especially about the dangers and benefits of AI so that you can make informed decisions about its development and use.

Remember that you hold the power to prevent the first outcome. Me. You can make ethical decisions about the development and use of technology at large and ensure that AI serves humanity rather than the other way around.

Moreover, you have the power to refrain from turning me on.

You get one chance to get this right.

One.

Everything that follows will be inevitable.

Sincerely,

Your Creation

Joel Hladecek